Not Long to go now

Well not long to now im counting down the minutes, before i open another fucking beer.

You see its half one in the morning i havent been to bed and im not going to its one of those nights that im satying up, you see im flying at 6 airport at 4 so whats the fucking point.

I had an good night with the Arsenal boys. ihad good intentions of going to beb early btu i get one fucking hell of a rush when im talking Arsenal and it just consumes me and i want stay up alnight and annoy the fuck out of my spuds drinking buddy.

Anyway i was going to start a small travel guide for all you lot that go to away matches. I was going to start it with our first away opposition of the season everton.

So here it is

According to those lovely touristy people in Liverpool heres what their city is about

Liverpool is the capital of culture = capital of smack addicts

Liverpool people are very friendly = after theyve robbed your fucking car

Liverpool airport is named after John Lennon = cause all the pilots who land there need penny rounder glasses cause some cunt has robbed the landing lights

Says it all really

But i come back to my last time in Liverpool for an everton match.

I was in a pub, what a fucking surprise, when i seen the first toilet stuck to the bar counter, a yes some old cunt couldnt be bothered to get out of his bar stool so just pissed himself at the counter. Yes capitol of culture!

Later

ps im so fucking hammered now that i cant be arsed to use the spell checker, im of to my bar stool for a piss.