Good to see that Phil "i have an orange tan" Brown has finally been fucked out of Hull, if there was anyone i hated with a passion it was that fecker. Rumour has it he has been offered a job by Willy Wonka in the Chocolate factory.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Bye Bye Phil Brown (cunt)
Good to see that Phil "i have an orange tan" Brown has finally been fucked out of Hull, if there was anyone i hated with a passion it was that fecker. Rumour has it he has been offered a job by Willy Wonka in the Chocolate factory.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Uninspiring FA Cup defeat/ Bring on the Villians
At some point during any season Gunner On Tour has to face something on his travels, something that he'd rather not (not a 30 stone brazzer then!?!?) Defeat. It happens at some stage even in the unbeaten season there was still defeat in the cups. Defeat on the telly is annoying, defeat when your actually there is sickening. That pent up adrenalin that you have been building up all day becomes a long bitter journey home.
As expected Sol was in the starting line up, with loud singing of-
"Double, double, Sol Campbell has won the double and the scum from the lane have won fuck all again Sol Campbell has won the double" well he wont be fucking winning it again.
" deh deh deh, Sols a gooner!" i wish he fucking wasn't.
He and the rest of the Muppet's in our back 4 on Sunday all started well but come the 75th minute, they were proper found out, game over.
It was good to see Fabianski in goal,now i know why Almunia gets a game, because the Pole in the Goal should go bury his head in a hole, useless cunt.
Watching Skysports news, it seems that young lad from Fulham, Chris Smalling, has joined the Mancs, another promising defender missed out on, ah but sure we've got Sol, fucking haha!
On a plus note Sami Nasri and the Great Dane are back in the squad for tomorrow night and Song will be back for the manure game. Nasri is much needed he just seems to be one of our better attacking options at the moment.
Villa will be without a few key players tomorrow making 3 points easily achievable for the gunners, we ll know this and the next 4 games are all "must win" games.
On a pleasant note Rio "i dont have a pot to piss in" Feridnand, has been hauled up by the FA over his handbags at ten paces action against Hull, if found guilty, he will miss Sundays match, which would be a nice bonus.
If anyone want to join me in the Woolshed tomorrow feel free, like last week i plan to sing the house down so bring your lungs along and getting singing!
See ya tomorrow!
As expected Sol was in the starting line up, with loud singing of-
"Double, double, Sol Campbell has won the double and the scum from the lane have won fuck all again Sol Campbell has won the double" well he wont be fucking winning it again.
" deh deh deh, Sols a gooner!" i wish he fucking wasn't.
He and the rest of the Muppet's in our back 4 on Sunday all started well but come the 75th minute, they were proper found out, game over.
It was good to see Fabianski in goal,now i know why Almunia gets a game, because the Pole in the Goal should go bury his head in a hole, useless cunt.
Watching Skysports news, it seems that young lad from Fulham, Chris Smalling, has joined the Mancs, another promising defender missed out on, ah but sure we've got Sol, fucking haha!
On a plus note Sami Nasri and the Great Dane are back in the squad for tomorrow night and Song will be back for the manure game. Nasri is much needed he just seems to be one of our better attacking options at the moment.
Villa will be without a few key players tomorrow making 3 points easily achievable for the gunners, we ll know this and the next 4 games are all "must win" games.
On a pleasant note Rio "i dont have a pot to piss in" Feridnand, has been hauled up by the FA over his handbags at ten paces action against Hull, if found guilty, he will miss Sundays match, which would be a nice bonus.
If anyone want to join me in the Woolshed tomorrow feel free, like last week i plan to sing the house down so bring your lungs along and getting singing!
See ya tomorrow!
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Bolton Away, Trotters, Boat Trips and Bolton Home
A bit of a mental 3 days for the gunners but even after last nights heart in mouth match, we come out on top, ye proper on top, above your bitch on top, Top of the League! Its been a while since we've been able to say that.
The week started with a trip to Bolton where the single men of the group of us were looking to pull a trotter (nickname for Bolton and now nickname for the fat ugly birds up there).
Well the birds were so fucking ugly it wasn't worth missing a few pints over.
In typical away match fashion the travelling support belted there lungs out here are a few that were pelted at the Bolton fans-
"Theres only one Gary Megson, one Gary Megson!" They didn't fucking like that.
After there response of some shite about Owen Coyle it was followed up by "Should have stayed at Burnley, should have stayed at Burnley"
But the song of the day and possible the season, was about our favourite cunt this year-
"Adebayor, Adebayor, he used to like coach trips, not any more!"
Pure genius, unless your a complete knob and say he used to like boat trips?!?!?! Ye you know who you are, muppet. That's like me saying in your world I'm Going to William Powers for a punt.
That heart stopping match last night was just pure magic, well except the first 40 mins, but super Thom started the ball rolling, you just knew once we got the goal before halftime we were going to do it. The second was sublime, its about time we fucking took out someone from the opposition, especially Bolton, they've been kicking lumps out of us for years, shower of wankers.
I watched the match in the Woolshed and i have to say it was some bloody atmosphere! I give myself 10 out of 10 for that and the boys weren't bad also (except Tony)
Savour the moment, "WE ARE TOP OF THE , SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!"
Next up for Gunner On Tour, Stoke away in the cup, see you there on Sunday.
The week started with a trip to Bolton where the single men of the group of us were looking to pull a trotter (nickname for Bolton and now nickname for the fat ugly birds up there).
Well the birds were so fucking ugly it wasn't worth missing a few pints over.
In typical away match fashion the travelling support belted there lungs out here are a few that were pelted at the Bolton fans-
"Theres only one Gary Megson, one Gary Megson!" They didn't fucking like that.
After there response of some shite about Owen Coyle it was followed up by "Should have stayed at Burnley, should have stayed at Burnley"
But the song of the day and possible the season, was about our favourite cunt this year-
"Adebayor, Adebayor, he used to like coach trips, not any more!"
Pure genius, unless your a complete knob and say he used to like boat trips?!?!?! Ye you know who you are, muppet. That's like me saying in your world I'm Going to William Powers for a punt.
That heart stopping match last night was just pure magic, well except the first 40 mins, but super Thom started the ball rolling, you just knew once we got the goal before halftime we were going to do it. The second was sublime, its about time we fucking took out someone from the opposition, especially Bolton, they've been kicking lumps out of us for years, shower of wankers.
I watched the match in the Woolshed and i have to say it was some bloody atmosphere! I give myself 10 out of 10 for that and the boys weren't bad also (except Tony)
Savour the moment, "WE ARE TOP OF THE , SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!"
Next up for Gunner On Tour, Stoke away in the cup, see you there on Sunday.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Everton@home
No need to do post mortum on this game, 2 points drop an we played shite
Anyway some news on our goalkeeper
Our current keeper......
Anyway some news on our goalkeeper
Our current keeper......
Our new keeper.......
Arsene has decide sticking a big lump of snow on the goal line is better than a big lump of shite.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Its been a long time since i blogged but i have more time on my hands at the moment, no longer think I'm going to kick the bucket and i think I'm safe from armed robbers for the time being.
So the first post of the New year has to be about them shower of wankers in the box office or whoever is responsible for making the Porto home game a grade "A" fixture, what fucking ass wipe decided this?
Porto ??? hardly Barca!! and with our banks throwing our money away who the fuck could be bothered to pay over £60 for a ticket that will be £43 for Man City.
Robbing Cunts, with a capital "c".
So the first post of the New year has to be about them shower of wankers in the box office or whoever is responsible for making the Porto home game a grade "A" fixture, what fucking ass wipe decided this?
Porto ??? hardly Barca!! and with our banks throwing our money away who the fuck could be bothered to pay over £60 for a ticket that will be £43 for Man City.
Robbing Cunts, with a capital "c".
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Fulham Away and the rest i missed
Fulham Away
A pretty much solid display in the art of goalkeeping and defending by the guys but i bet most of you like me were shitting yourself toward the end well done to Gallas, who was excellent, i wanted him to leave at the beginning of the season, but hes made me eat my words now! And Mannone was superb, keep up the good work and Almunia will actually have to try and be a keeper.
Wigan and West Brom Home
Both matches seen both Arsenal teams in cruise control, its actually hard to believe Wigan done Chelski yesterday because what i seen had them joining Portsmouth going down
Off the Ciggies
I'm off the ciggies as i mentioned early, i smoked for a good 12 years and had no medical issues, I'm off them 12 days now and Ive got fucking Bronchitis, sods law.
Below are some more Liege pics courtesy of John the Quite Man and a couple from the Cottage yesterday.
A view from the away end at Craven Cottage
The boys celebrate Van Persie's goal
This must have been early in the day as we look grand!
What a fucking idiot in the hat, just remembered i bought them!
Fuck i didn't know it got this bad!
That guy on the right is a fucking clown
Now Ade could have been i the bottom corner if he hadn't been such a cunt
Below are a couple of vids from Fulham, a bit of a sing song and Arsene turning out late for the second half, the FA will probably want to ban him for life for that!
A pretty much solid display in the art of goalkeeping and defending by the guys but i bet most of you like me were shitting yourself toward the end well done to Gallas, who was excellent, i wanted him to leave at the beginning of the season, but hes made me eat my words now! And Mannone was superb, keep up the good work and Almunia will actually have to try and be a keeper.
Wigan and West Brom Home
Both matches seen both Arsenal teams in cruise control, its actually hard to believe Wigan done Chelski yesterday because what i seen had them joining Portsmouth going down
Off the Ciggies
I'm off the ciggies as i mentioned early, i smoked for a good 12 years and had no medical issues, I'm off them 12 days now and Ive got fucking Bronchitis, sods law.
Below are some more Liege pics courtesy of John the Quite Man and a couple from the Cottage yesterday.
A view from the away end at Craven Cottage
The boys celebrate Van Persie's goal
Below is a few more pic from Liege
This must have been early in the day as we look grand!
What a fucking idiot in the hat, just remembered i bought them!
Fuck i didn't know it got this bad!
That guy on the right is a fucking clown
Now Ade could have been i the bottom corner if he hadn't been such a cunt
Below are a couple of vids from Fulham, a bit of a sing song and Arsene turning out late for the second half, the FA will probably want to ban him for life for that!
Friday, September 25, 2009
No blog posts for a while
There have been no post this week for a couple of reasons
1. Im on holiday
and
2.I om off the fags and if i start ranting on a blog i might want a ciggie.
Anyway i hope to update after the Fulham game, my first trip to Craven Cottage so keep your eyes open.
Im now of to fuck my television through the window to release some of that pent up aggression that nicotine withdrawl does to you.
1. Im on holiday
and
2.I om off the fags and if i start ranting on a blog i might want a ciggie.
Anyway i hope to update after the Fulham game, my first trip to Craven Cottage so keep your eyes open.
Im now of to fuck my television through the window to release some of that pent up aggression that nicotine withdrawl does to you.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
