Northern Uproar

In a look at our up and coming away fixtures our second and third opponents hail from the capital of shit, Madchester.



First up is United who after selling star bally dancer Cuntaldo for 80 million pieces of silver, the best they can come up with as a replacement is Michael "sick note" Owen on a freebie. What was that about Fergie could spend all the wonga on players? What a load of a shite, but the debt is down from €880 million to €800 million now.



Across at Mosside Shiek al mak Hughes is trying his best to spend the equivalent of the world debt on anyone who wants to earn 150,000 grand a week. The world watches, but the last season one of the "big" signings was Craig Bellamy, need we say more.



Anyway Manchester, shithole of the North, Capital of Crap, the only decent thing to come out of Manchester was Frank Galllagher from Shameless.



Travelling from Dublin for the Man u game is a bit of a mare now that it has been moved to 5:15 pm kick off which means an overpriced flight or an overnight stay. We'll see.



Two weeks later it back up their for a match against the camel riders, but by that time the game might be called off once the Saudis start drilling for oil on the centre circle, come on why else would you buy a pile of shite like city.



Travel to this should be a relatively easy prospect.



Coming up next will be our away games at "home" to Fulham and West Ham.