A belated Happy Anniversary to the boys of 1989, which also saw us win the youth cup at Anfield exactly 20 years on, well done lads.
A decent win over Stoke at the weekend saw us finish on a high in what the plastic fans have said was a poor season. Two semi final appearance and a top four finish, how many pundits thought we were going to finish in the top four this season.
Bye Bye Toon Army!
Free fall all the way now for them lads.
Ladbrokes are offering 5/4 Ant to be their new messiah and 6/5 it will be Dec.
I'm a little disappointed that Phil "i stole Sam Alerdyce's microphone idea" Brown stayed up.
After all the shite he's caused this season someone one like that should be fucked out of the league.
Congrats to Burnley, on coming up, that's one hell of an achievement for a ...... (i cant rant about them, my mates missus is from Burnley and hes one of the few people who is bigger than me!)
I have no fucking interested what so ever about tonights match, i couldn't even give a flying fuck if Osama Bin Laden flew a jet into the middle of the pitch.
Instead I'm of to gate crash an Arsenal mates birthday party, get drunk and really tell him what i think about him, cause i wasnt invited. If i wasn't going to that i would watch Henrys 186 goals all over again followed by Fever Pitch.
Keep checking for updates, my awards are due soon.
Later
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Im Back
Apologies, massive IT problem ie PC World are a bunch of cunts when it comes to repairing your PC.
I missed a whole week, drubbing by Chelsea in fairness wasn't a bad performance just typical of the season unable to convert chances.
I went back to Old Trafford, gluten for punishment, however i did leave about 30 seconds early so i didn't have to listen to the bastards cheering.
Wengers flirting with Real Madrid seems to be over as he stated, he ain't going anywhere.
Van the man has some delays with a new contract, RVP just sign the fucking thing.
Greedybayor is looking closer and closer to him fucking off, now that would be a result.
The end of season finale on Sunday against Stoke, would some please break Delaps arms?
City want buy Messi, get fucking real, your going to be in a right fucking messy next season.
Rafa Beneathus says he will be spending big again, buying hopeless Robbie again are ye?
Until Later
I missed a whole week, drubbing by Chelsea in fairness wasn't a bad performance just typical of the season unable to convert chances.
I went back to Old Trafford, gluten for punishment, however i did leave about 30 seconds early so i didn't have to listen to the bastards cheering.
Wengers flirting with Real Madrid seems to be over as he stated, he ain't going anywhere.
Van the man has some delays with a new contract, RVP just sign the fucking thing.
Greedybayor is looking closer and closer to him fucking off, now that would be a result.
The end of season finale on Sunday against Stoke, would some please break Delaps arms?
City want buy Messi, get fucking real, your going to be in a right fucking messy next season.
Rafa Beneathus says he will be spending big again, buying hopeless Robbie again are ye?
Until Later
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Chavski at Home.
A quick preview before we play the chavs.
Arshavin looks like hes out with flu, Lucky bastard cause if he went on the pitch he would be playing against a bunch of pigs and may have got the much worse swine flu.
Drogba the Diddy
After his antics on Wednesday I'm pretty sure that the referee is going to be on our side come any 50/50 incidents involving the Drog or Bollock.
To say they were out done by the ref is a fuckng joke cause the Barca player should never been sent if in the first place, anyway ha fucking ha.
The Russian Sugar Daddy Speaks
Usmanov has spoke up, we need to spend according to him "men against boys" he reckons.
Fat Russian Cunt shut the fuck up, you couldn't manage a brothel let alone a football team.
Spending doesn't guarantee success, just ask the recent Chelsea and Man city boards.
I remember the Latvian or something at Hearts in Scotland. He bought them out, put in a manager that went on a nine match 100% record, who then quit because the new owner wanted to pick the team. Hence to say they have been fucked ever since.
The Arsenal board, Hillwood et al never speak out about our performances or about our ability to compete, that's all done behind closed doors, where it should be talked about, not on fucking Sky Sports.
Herman Munster is Leaving.
Tevez has more or less given up on a career at Manure. Now even though he's played for them, i still wouldn't mind seeing him in an Arsenal shirt, he might be able to show our slackers how to play with a bit of passion and conviction.
Anyway prediction for the Chavski match, 2-1 Arsenal, strange game its like the 3rd 4th place play off of the Champions league.
Later
Arshavin looks like hes out with flu, Lucky bastard cause if he went on the pitch he would be playing against a bunch of pigs and may have got the much worse swine flu.
Drogba the Diddy
After his antics on Wednesday I'm pretty sure that the referee is going to be on our side come any 50/50 incidents involving the Drog or Bollock.
To say they were out done by the ref is a fuckng joke cause the Barca player should never been sent if in the first place, anyway ha fucking ha.
The Russian Sugar Daddy Speaks
Usmanov has spoke up, we need to spend according to him "men against boys" he reckons.
Fat Russian Cunt shut the fuck up, you couldn't manage a brothel let alone a football team.
Spending doesn't guarantee success, just ask the recent Chelsea and Man city boards.
I remember the Latvian or something at Hearts in Scotland. He bought them out, put in a manager that went on a nine match 100% record, who then quit because the new owner wanted to pick the team. Hence to say they have been fucked ever since.
The Arsenal board, Hillwood et al never speak out about our performances or about our ability to compete, that's all done behind closed doors, where it should be talked about, not on fucking Sky Sports.
Herman Munster is Leaving.
Tevez has more or less given up on a career at Manure. Now even though he's played for them, i still wouldn't mind seeing him in an Arsenal shirt, he might be able to show our slackers how to play with a bit of passion and conviction.
Anyway prediction for the Chavski match, 2-1 Arsenal, strange game its like the 3rd 4th place play off of the Champions league.
Later
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Hes Fucking Gay!
Heres a few pics from the Blackstock Disco the other night
The Guinness gets the thumbs up
Crying not cause of the result but he'd just been refused service as he looks about 12 years old
Post Match kebabs are always lovely shame he let the side down with the can of coke!
Fucking Clown
I have no idea what so ever who this cunt is Any way that was that
A new Ronaldo Song
Hes fucking gay
Hes fucking gay
Ronaldo, hes fucking gay
How he takes it we dont know
How he takes it we dont care
All we know is he is fucking gay
Sang to the tune of "Were on our way"
Big thanks to Theo for signing another contract next up Van the Man, fingers crossed.
All we need now is Adebayor to fuck off.
Later.....
Friday, May 8, 2009
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster Son!
Well it wasn't what we expected the other night, but its time to move on, good to to see Chelsea get fucked over mind!
Below are myself and the troops from Dublin in, or as we are now know "The Blackstock Barmy Army" the video was recorded at about 3 am and the pics taken about half 2. What a fucking stupid cunt i am, i carried my camera about all day only to think that the batteries were dead and i kept forgetting to get new one. But at about half 2 in the morning(fuck knows what made me check) i decide to check the batteries, i had but them in wrong, fecking idiot, so no pics of the match just drunken madness. It has to be said, that 2 of the lads are missing from the photos/video.Fucking light weights, i wouldn't care but one of them looked liked the Honey Monster and should have been able to pack away the bevvie. The other was a premiership wanna be and rarely drank all night, but what he didn't drink we fucking certainly did.
I was a bit fucked and passed out at least twice across the night, before giving up at half 4 in the morning, fair play to the lads who went onto until 6 am and done the conga.
But better than that 2 lads stayed until 11 am! Fuck me,they never even seen their hotel, that's some fucking drinking!
Any way the video tells the story!
Here are the words to the Carlos Tevez song, pure quality!
His neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
He'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez,
The argy twat, the ugly cunt,
they've sewn his head on back to front.
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters head!
Depending how you sing the song it can also end as "Herman Munsters Son"
I will upload some pic soon
Enjoy!
Monday, May 4, 2009
United and Onwards
A few days without posting, due to the fact i have been laid up in bed. Turns out that Ruby Murry in Manchester gave me a lot more than the shits. Gastroenteritis, turned my stomach in to a fucking washing machine. However it does prove my point that Manchester is a shit hole.
So i missed Portsmouth, only seen the goals last night. Saint Arshavin, now fair play for the honesty but if he were playing tomorrow night and done the same thing, would you give him a pat on the back?
Ah tomorrow, well my travel plans have had a slight glitch, i have mention a certain hotel on the Seven Sisters road that i normally stay in but never mentioned its name, but i have to now after the what happened there yesterday; yep the Costello Palace, two woman found dead with "chemicals". Now that could mean a lot junkies on overdoses or suicide bombing gone wrong, who knows, my money is on the out of date beer they sell in there! Any moved hotels now!
BUNCH OF CUNTS VISITING THE EMIRATES TOMORROW NIGHT.
The scum are coming to town tomorrow, but it looks like we have Van the Man back in contention which should make a huge difference upfront, hopefully it will keep Cesc back to boss about the midfield, which in turn will allow Song to protect the defence.
It wont be easy.
I think Gibbs can keep a lid on that bally dancing cunt, provide hes not drawn in to the middle like last week and if Almunia puts in half the performance of last week, i reckon we can sneak it, maybe only 1-0 and through on pens, but i will take any result that gets us to Rome.
So Gooners time to raise the bar, lets get right behind the team, plenty of singing and shouting, lets see an atmosphere that the Emirates has never seen before!
Come on you Gunners!
Maybe a quick post from the airport tomorrow
Gunner On Tour
So i missed Portsmouth, only seen the goals last night. Saint Arshavin, now fair play for the honesty but if he were playing tomorrow night and done the same thing, would you give him a pat on the back?
Ah tomorrow, well my travel plans have had a slight glitch, i have mention a certain hotel on the Seven Sisters road that i normally stay in but never mentioned its name, but i have to now after the what happened there yesterday; yep the Costello Palace, two woman found dead with "chemicals". Now that could mean a lot junkies on overdoses or suicide bombing gone wrong, who knows, my money is on the out of date beer they sell in there! Any moved hotels now!
BUNCH OF CUNTS VISITING THE EMIRATES TOMORROW NIGHT.
The scum are coming to town tomorrow, but it looks like we have Van the Man back in contention which should make a huge difference upfront, hopefully it will keep Cesc back to boss about the midfield, which in turn will allow Song to protect the defence.
It wont be easy.
I think Gibbs can keep a lid on that bally dancing cunt, provide hes not drawn in to the middle like last week and if Almunia puts in half the performance of last week, i reckon we can sneak it, maybe only 1-0 and through on pens, but i will take any result that gets us to Rome.
So Gooners time to raise the bar, lets get right behind the team, plenty of singing and shouting, lets see an atmosphere that the Emirates has never seen before!
Come on you Gunners!
Maybe a quick post from the airport tomorrow
Gunner On Tour
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