At last the hungry greedy bastard has left us. The only problem with it, its a year to fucking late.
I had mixed views of Greedybayor, i long said to the lad that he was heep of shite only to be proved wrong a couple of times, but like most gooners out there after last season antics i think were all glad to see the back of him now.
My only decent memory of him was him scoring the first goal against Newcastle (29/1/08) and Arsenal going on to win 3-0. The odds were 28/1 and i had a fiver on it. In fact i shouldn't have won my bet as the lazy fucker missed 2 sitters in the last ten minutes, it was also at that point that i realised he had the touch of an elephant.
Good luck to him at Abu Dhabi City, hes going to fucking need it when he doesn't to pass to psycho Bellamy, and that's just training. Can you imaging him charging down the pitch in a match only to get the shout from Tevez Munster, fuck me you'd kick the ball into row z and do a runner down the tunnel.
Now Mr Wenger do us a favour spend the fucking 25 million pieces of silver on someone who cant play for the under 10 side.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Northern Uproar
In a look at our up and coming away fixtures our second and third opponents hail from the capital of shit, Madchester.
First up is United who after selling star bally dancer Cuntaldo for 80 million pieces of silver, the best they can come up with as a replacement is Michael "sick note" Owen on a freebie. What was that about Fergie could spend all the wonga on players? What a load of a shite, but the debt is down from €880 million to €800 million now.
Across at Mosside Shiek al mak Hughes is trying his best to spend the equivalent of the world debt on anyone who wants to earn 150,000 grand a week. The world watches, but the last season one of the "big" signings was Craig Bellamy, need we say more.
Anyway Manchester, shithole of the North, Capital of Crap, the only decent thing to come out of Manchester was Frank Galllagher from Shameless.
Travelling from Dublin for the Man u game is a bit of a mare now that it has been moved to 5:15 pm kick off which means an overpriced flight or an overnight stay. We'll see.
Two weeks later it back up their for a match against the camel riders, but by that time the game might be called off once the Saudis start drilling for oil on the centre circle, come on why else would you buy a pile of shite like city.
Travel to this should be a relatively easy prospect.
Coming up next will be our away games at "home" to Fulham and West Ham.
First up is United who after selling star bally dancer Cuntaldo for 80 million pieces of silver, the best they can come up with as a replacement is Michael "sick note" Owen on a freebie. What was that about Fergie could spend all the wonga on players? What a load of a shite, but the debt is down from €880 million to €800 million now.
Across at Mosside Shiek al mak Hughes is trying his best to spend the equivalent of the world debt on anyone who wants to earn 150,000 grand a week. The world watches, but the last season one of the "big" signings was Craig Bellamy, need we say more.
Anyway Manchester, shithole of the North, Capital of Crap, the only decent thing to come out of Manchester was Frank Galllagher from Shameless.
Travelling from Dublin for the Man u game is a bit of a mare now that it has been moved to 5:15 pm kick off which means an overpriced flight or an overnight stay. We'll see.
Two weeks later it back up their for a match against the camel riders, but by that time the game might be called off once the Saudis start drilling for oil on the centre circle, come on why else would you buy a pile of shite like city.
Travel to this should be a relatively easy prospect.
Coming up next will be our away games at "home" to Fulham and West Ham.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Not Long to go now
Well not long to now im counting down the minutes, before i open another fucking beer.
You see its half one in the morning i havent been to bed and im not going to its one of those nights that im satying up, you see im flying at 6 airport at 4 so whats the fucking point.
I had an good night with the Arsenal boys. ihad good intentions of going to beb early btu i get one fucking hell of a rush when im talking Arsenal and it just consumes me and i want stay up alnight and annoy the fuck out of my spuds drinking buddy.
Anyway i was going to start a small travel guide for all you lot that go to away matches. I was going to start it with our first away opposition of the season everton.
So here it is
According to those lovely touristy people in Liverpool heres what their city is about
Liverpool is the capital of culture = capital of smack addicts
Liverpool people are very friendly = after theyve robbed your fucking car
Liverpool airport is named after John Lennon = cause all the pilots who land there need penny rounder glasses cause some cunt has robbed the landing lights
Says it all really
But i come back to my last time in Liverpool for an everton match.
I was in a pub, what a fucking surprise, when i seen the first toilet stuck to the bar counter, a yes some old cunt couldnt be bothered to get out of his bar stool so just pissed himself at the counter. Yes capitol of culture!
Later
ps im so fucking hammered now that i cant be arsed to use the spell checker, im of to my bar stool for a piss.
You see its half one in the morning i havent been to bed and im not going to its one of those nights that im satying up, you see im flying at 6 airport at 4 so whats the fucking point.
I had an good night with the Arsenal boys. ihad good intentions of going to beb early btu i get one fucking hell of a rush when im talking Arsenal and it just consumes me and i want stay up alnight and annoy the fuck out of my spuds drinking buddy.
Anyway i was going to start a small travel guide for all you lot that go to away matches. I was going to start it with our first away opposition of the season everton.
So here it is
According to those lovely touristy people in Liverpool heres what their city is about
Liverpool is the capital of culture = capital of smack addicts
Liverpool people are very friendly = after theyve robbed your fucking car
Liverpool airport is named after John Lennon = cause all the pilots who land there need penny rounder glasses cause some cunt has robbed the landing lights
Says it all really
But i come back to my last time in Liverpool for an everton match.
I was in a pub, what a fucking surprise, when i seen the first toilet stuck to the bar counter, a yes some old cunt couldnt be bothered to get out of his bar stool so just pissed himself at the counter. Yes capitol of culture!
Later
ps im so fucking hammered now that i cant be arsed to use the spell checker, im of to my bar stool for a piss.
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