At Last, the day every football fan looks forward to!

Come the end of season anti climax, there is really only two days to look forward to -

1. Fixtures released

2.The first game


So the first one is down, an easy away trip to Boggerland team Everton, who will probably have washed up, injury prone, nancy boy Michael "did i ever tell you i played for Real Madrid" Owen.

Gunner on Tour will wait and see before the Fisher Price air tickets are booked, Sky have to come in and fucking ruin the whole draft list, along with non paying toss pots Setanta.

However before Everton we will have our first competitive fixture in the Chumps League Qualifier sorry Play off as them fuckers in Uefa want it called now

I have just realised that a post never got posted it may have something to with the strong lager was drinking last week

So here is briefly what it was

Gunner on Tour Awards 2008-2009 season

Winging cunt of the year - Phil Brown
Stupid looking cunt of the year - Phil Brown
Lying cunt of the year - Phil Brown
I got spat on (not) cunt of the year - Phil Brown
Greedy cunt with no return of the year - Greedybayor
Manager of the Year - Arsene Wenger
Player of the Year - Van the Man

Of course i have to take my hat of to Owen Coyle but sorry you cant get manger of the year cause that's for Arsene.

And drunken cunt of the year - My mate Angus from Coupar Angus. I thought this would go to me but after the Manure away league game i headed for Scotland for a bit of a social piss up. I had in my possession some Green Absinthe. Now Coupar Angus wouldn't be a hot bed for drinks that I'm used to, but the local village idiot (Angus) likes to drink shots of Green Apple Schnapps with his mates now and again.

What happens when you switch 17% abv schnapps to 70% abv Absinthe?

Well i can assure you its not a pretty site. In fairness he never got sick, but with in half an our was getting his kit off and acting like one of those pricks in the full monte. Even going as far to try and ride a married bird, who's husband is built like a brick shit house.

Angus you surpassed yourself that night.

Anyway back to Arsenal issues, i personally don't give a fuck about transfer speculation, I'm only interested when i know the contract is signed and the players are preach " i always wanted to join Arsenal, there my boy hood hero's". Boyhood hero's that are giving you a large cheque every week for more than £50,000.

So we will see who comes and who goes but for sure it will be interesting.

Later.