Wednesday, April 22, 2009

4-4 at Shitfield

Well that was some game! I was a tad of the mark with my 2-1 prediction but i was right that with out Gerrard the pool would concede goals. Everyone thinks him as an attacking midfielder but in fairness he does a bit more than that by making the pool donkeys at the back look good, pity Fabregas couldn't do the same!

The score line flatters Liverpool a bit as we clearly gifted them 3 goals, we looked shaky at the back but at least the Pole stayed in the goal. Manure will pish all over us next week unless we tighten up.

I know we play great football but i don't give a flying shite if we aim for row z at the opposite end of the ground when it comes to clearing the ball from our own box.

Arshavin is proving his worth, what a great way to say to Wenger "You wont leave me on the bench again!"

The pub was quite busy last night but it was dubiously filled with "neutral" colours before kick off leading to my paranoia that they were all scousers, one of the lads said we would find out when Arsenal scored the first goal; and we did, silence from the scouse cunts, which aloud me to run at them at a hundred miles an hour pissing my hole laughing at them.

Rule Number One in an Arsenal Bar.

If you are supporting the opposition don't turn up. If you do turn up, sit in the corner and keep the mouth shut or i will shut it for you.

I'm told that Kates Cottage will be manc free next week, a massive gunners crowd is expected, so i urge you all to turn up wearing YELLOW, firstly because its an away match and secondly in a crowded room we will be able to play spot the manc, if one of them is stupid enough to sneak in however you probably smell the shit before you see him, either fuck him/them out.

Next up is the Boro and Southgate at least the team is like the mangers name, because they are definitely heading fucking south and i don't mean to the Emirates. If they go down i cant see them returning, their more likely to do a Charlton and forget to pull the cord on the parachute and keep going down.

Until Tomorrow

Gunner On Tour